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We are the Irish living in Malta
we sing cead mile failte
We're out here for the craic,
we're never going back
We're the Irish living in Malta

Well the craic is fun and cheer
And the beer is very cheap out here
So come in take of your hat there's
a welcome on the mat
From Irish living in Malta

We pray everyday to st, Patrick
Because most of us are geriatric
On our hips we take a chance,
when we do riverdance
We're Irish living in Malta

Out here there no recession
And life's just one long session,
Raise your glass and say slainte ,
sing if you want to
We're Irish living in Malta

No tribunals or scandals
We wear shorts and sandals
cos over here we never get snow
To the beach we go
Alive, alive, oh
With a bottle of wine,
and our sun cream in tow.
To the beach we go alive, alive oh
With a bottle of wine,
and our sun cream in tow.